The official What-the-fuck-name-list (c)
Yes, these names truly belong here!
I can't be botherd to link to the records, but feel free to find these guys on boxrec,
they deserve the attention, since theire parrents obviously hated them.


A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z | #


A

a 13 stone Maori - Is the opponent listed for Torpedo Billy Murphy, "a 13 stone maori" won by KO (1887-10-4)
A/B Castle
A Baita
A Pupil
Abdullah Ramadan
Abimelec (Abbi) Vega
Afiof Springkiller
Agbatomey Charlemagne
Agreement Mfazwe
Albert Cheeseboro
Albert Cocksedge
Alf Boom
Alfie Wolfe
Alijah Rocky Mighty
Amor Ben Mohamed Abdelhedi - 0-23
Anandech Or Chintana
Andile Professor Blom
Angky Angkota
Annibale Negro
Ant Ofori
Anthony Sithole alias Kid Snowball
Anusit Chokemchart
Archak Ter-Meliksetian
Archie Sexton - Sounds like a character in a Austin Powers move
Army Wonder Boy
Archie Ano-os
Arno Prick
Arrow Abu
Arthur Sithole
Art-Harl Luk B.I.
Arv Mittoo - 9-64-4 and counting
Ashley, Bramley and Chris Whiteboy
Attack Harada
Attila Kovács I
Au Suwannasilp
Auckland Aumatagi
Awful Coffee - Im amazed.
Ayittey Powers - Alias Ataa Kaa
Azzouz Dian Doubj

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B

Ba Sounkalo
Babatunde "The Fighting Machine" Jonathan
Baby Blue
Baby Booze
Baby Chichi
Baby Coullimber
Baby Kid Chocolate
Baby Moe Mario
Baby Nationalista
Baby Oriental
Baby Yack
Baguio Bearcat
Baltazar Sangchili
Baludin B
Bambang ? - fought Kino King
Bandsman Rice
Baraka Short
Battling "Bat" Battalino - Straight outta' Gotham City!
Battling Benz Butternut
Battling Booby
Battling Bozo
Battling Bulahan
Battling Dodo
Battling Gizzy
Battling Kuntz
Battling Mims
Battling Mishound - If you know what a "Mishound" is please tell us at undernet #boxing, or call Discovery Channel
Battling Mix
Battling Ongay
Battling Rap alias Julie Karpovich - A guy: http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=203380
Battling Slim Ryan
Battling Tuba
Battling Xeimebeat
Bazooka Brown Bomber
Bearcat Baker
Bearcat Clemons
Beaver Kajimoto
Bee Jimenez
Behonest Mweshi
Beira Tar Baby
Ben Buker II
Benjamin Stiff
Benito Gallardo (Yanclo II)
Benny Died
Benny Vanity Fair
Bigboy Tshuma
Big Boy Hogue
Big Red - Fought and lost to Steven Spartacus
Bill "Willie" Tweedie
Billy Dipples
Billy Laidman
Billy Pimpus
Billy Snailham
Bimbo Canaya
Bimbo Projo - Could have been in the drag section aswell!
Bingo Crooks
Birdlegs Collins
Bit Beebe
Bitter Root Kid
Black Bill
Blackie Olympia
Black Power
Blessing Ndlela
Blond Tiger - 63 losses
Blue Butterworth
Bluenose Parent
Bob & Dean Cockburn - Ouch!
Bobby Extra Joss Gym
Bobby Why
BoBo Bash
Bobong Carmen
Body Guy
Bogus Glover
Booker T. Word
Bomb Excellent
Bombon Oriental
Bong Arlos
Bong Urdaniza
Bongque Agbalog
Bonnie Pahayahay
Boniface Mukobe
Bonifacio Terado
Bonny Borromio
Bonyongo Destroyer
Boots Nelson
Boston Blackie
Boston Ponzi
Boxer King
Boy Boy Mpulampula
Boy Edge
Boy Emilia
Boy Whalley
Boy Boy Mthimkulu
Boy Boy Mpulampula
Boyo Burns
Bozo Kamisher
Bright Spider
Brown Bongo
Buckeye Harris
Bud Warrior
Buddy Boy
Buffalo Sunflower
Bunky Wall
Bull Bowser
Bunny Eddington
Bunny Grant
Bunny Johnson
Burgess Scruggs
Bushy Bester
Bushman Dempster
Bushy Mosoeu
Butcherman Mpongoso
Buthait Rachman

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C

C J Bar Brown
Camel Chaib
Cannon Ball Gibson
Captain Marvel
Carl Cockerham
Carmelo Candel
Casino "Blue Tornado" Sawyer
Casino Kinful
Catalino Tappining
Cecil Fat Geysel
Celso Danggod
Champ Chick
Cham Joof
Champ Kiatpetch
Charlie Coldwater
Charley Polite - 16-39
Charley Von Reedon
Charm Chiteule
Chekpin Tamachard
Cherokee - Just Cherokee
Chick Ferris
Chief Crazy Horse
Chief Cyrus
Chief Evening Thunder
Chief Smokey Lyle
Chief War Cloud
Chickie Garcia
Chill John
Chisholm Bobo
Chocolate II
Chocolate Tornado
Chodchoi 13-coin Tower
Christmas Davis
Chubby Steele
Chu Mah
Chu Chu Malave
Chris P Bacon
Clay Butts
Clever Henry
Cobra Ari Blanca
Cock Moffitt
Cock Robin
Cockney Cohen
Col Blow
Corn Griffin
Cornbread Rhamina
Cornbread Williams
Cornell Shinholster
Corporal Izzy Schwartz
Cowboy Seaman
Cracker Butcher
Crocy Boyle
Cunnin Nene
Cunning Andy
Curley St. Angelo
Cuthbert Taylor
Cutie Kaufman
Cyclone Barth - Alias Ugosi Bartholomew
Cyclone Clemons
Cyclone Joe Warriner
Cyclone Kid
Cyclone Violette

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D

D Taxi
Dally Ghoni
Damianus Jordan
Dandy Danny Martin
Daniel Satisfied
Darkmore Godla
Dart Cloud
David Kui Kong Young
Delfino Marin
Desperate Yasu
Dick Blade
Dick Burns
Dick Carlos III
Dick Champagne - http://boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=079636
Dick Cherry
Dick Cook
Dick Greatorex
Dick Hollywood
Dick Headon
Dick Loadman
Dick Lynch
Dick Powers
Dick Turner
Dickas Rollies
Dickie Inkles
Dino Del Cid
Dixie LaHood - Sounds like a pimp in a Shaft movie
Dixie Kid
Dodo Obong
Doc Sly
Dodo Jackson
Dodo Williams
Doddy Oldfield
Doll Rafferty
Dommy Ursua Jr.
Don Don Tumulak
Donkey King
Donny Dongod
Dot Boxall
Drea Dread
Dr. Ludwig Haymann
Drummer Le Hay
Drummer Martin
Duangpetch Nakornthongparkview
Duggie Du Preez
Duly Bomber
Dumbo Perez
Dummy Maxon
Dummy Winters
Duke Sadebong
Dummy Mace

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E

E Z Sheppard
Easy Boy Francis Easy Boy Lake
Easy Dynamite
Easy Micheal
Ed Ko Ed Polly Smith
Eddie Goodbody
El Conscripto
El Llantero - InterTran translates this as "The Inner Tube"
Eloi Heddebaut
Elvis Parsley
Ever Hammer
Excellent Simalane
Exum Speight

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F

Fairchild Hope
Fahsithong Fairtax
Fantastic Taisuke
Fast Black
Fat LaRue
Fearless Ferns
Felix Malespin
Fighter II
Fighting Chicken
Fighting Hunks
Fighting King David
Fighting Milkman
Fighting San Carlos
Fime Sun
Finn McCool
Fisherman Njwabule
Flamingo Gastellum
Flash Assesor
Flasher Porter
Flashy Sebastian
Francis Militante
Frank "Fighting" Beaver
Frank Fencepost
Frank Hoe
Frency Vaise
Funso Banjo

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G

Gale Outhouse
Gallito II
Gary Cowburn
Gasoline Lopez
Gaston van den Bos
Gaylord Barnes
Gaylord Jackson
Gayus Outhouse
Gcobani Tom
Georg Assmann
Gentle Daniel
Gil Geekie
Given Faxi
Glovers Nipper
Go Mifune
Godfrey Neptune
Goldenboy Chico
Golden King Atillo
Golfball Bernard - This is just too damn weird
Goodenough Biyela
Goodboy Mbotho
Gorilla Ceasar
Gorilla Jones
Graham van der Walt
Greater Sonoda
Greatest Crawford - 16-10-2, 3 KO
Gue See (Singsiam) Chin (Tepyotin)
Guile Wilkinson
Gypsy Boy Mario

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H

Ham Pounder
Ham Wiloby
Happy Atherton
Haroon Din
Harry Bobo
Harry Diduck
Harry Funmaker
Harry Joe
Harry Joe Yorgey
Harvey Wallbanger
Headman Mani - No comment!
Heinz Titze
Henri Dewancker
Hero Yauw Katili
Herbie Nurse
Hilly Miske
Hip Lee Sing
Hippo Hipps
Hippolyte Annex
Hippolyte Tyncke - Sure why not.
Hobo Wiler
Hofny Suot
Hookie Jackson
Holly Mims
Homknokkor Som-Song
Homocide Hank
Horseshoe Moreno
Horst Him Geisler
Honey Boy Brown
Honey Boy Hughes
Honeyboy Jones - As you figured, with a name like Honey Boy you are here by default.
Honore Pratesi
Houston Ash
Howard Stern - Could it be!!!
Hyacinthus Turnipseed
Hymie Wiseman
Hwan-Kil Yuh

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I

Idris Pugh
I M Gentle
Imurana Bozo
Indian Benny Deathpaine - Deatpaine..wouldn't wanna meet him in a dark alley
Inderpaul Singh Sandhu
Influenza Kotey
Inino Wa Bolamba
"Fearless" Ike Obi
In-Man Chang
In Sik Koh
Ira Humm
Ironbark Post
Iron Cutter
Iron Cutter Cujdoe
Italo Biscotti

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J

Jack Schoolboy
Jamaica Kid - 1-4-4NC against Tiger Flowers
James Dean
James Farthing
Jean Claude Poisson
Jerry Pahayahay
Jessie Necessario
Jet Bally
Jewels Dube
Jihad Abdulaziz
Jim Boy Bayog
Jim Going - (1-0, 1 KO) retired Rowdy Rooker (0-1) via a 3rd round TKO.
Jimrex Jaca
Jimmy Blockbuster
Jimmy Magnifico - http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=044377
Jimmy Nobody
Jitterbug Smith
Jholy Jabber-Idy - Thank you Dumpster, truly wtf!
Jock Malone
Jockey Bennett
Jockey Bozeman
Joe Bottom
Joe Bugtong
Joe Doktor
Joe Tarzan
Joebar Damosomg
Jofre II
Jongcharoen Carryboy
John Computer
John Hogman
John Rainwater
Jonnie Coma
Johnny Arrousey - Sounds like Johnny Cockfield's fluffer (if your offended talk to Isiklari @ Undernet #boxing
Johnny Bang
Johnny Casebeer
Johnny Cockfield - 6-65-9
Johnny Fagg
Johnny Fisse - If you speak danish you know why
Johnny Paychek
Johnny The Stranger
Jojo Libarious
Jorge Penisse
Jungstar Min
Jupiter Mansilla
Jose Juan Xool
Joseph Horny
Jota Jota Fernandez
Juan Alfonso Keb Baas
Jury VII

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K

Kaaj Chartbandit
Kalu Bi Tra
Kayo Circus
Khunsuek Lookprabart
Kiatchai 13 Riantower
Kid Bang Bang
Kid Broad - Hermaphrodite?
Kid Chick Kid Confetti
Kid Culo - translates as "The Asshole Kid"
Kid Curley
Kid Dumb - With a name like that you have to know how to throw a punch
Kid Hassan
Kid Hertz
Kid Hussy
Kid Independence
Kid Killer
Kid Lamb
Kid Mama
Kid Nappie
Kid Night
Kid Nutter
Kid Peck
Kid Pepsi Cola - Ko’ed Kid Sweetie in 1 round
Kid Pio Tate
Kid Rainbow
Kid Socko
Kid Socks
Kid Sweetie
Kid Tough
Kid Younyou
Ki-Moon Nah
Kid Twenty Two
Kid Yuck - Not a prettyboy
Kill Jaba
Killer Solomon - Fought Bunny Grant 3 times.
Kirk Clingenpeel
King George Aid-oo
King Kong Kellar
King Texas Ebenezer King Tut - WHAT THE FUCK????
Kittichai Kitti
Klondike Haines
K.O. Daly
K.O. Grills
K.O. Mars
K.O. “Kayo” Morgan
Koffi Kiteman
Koli Kolo
Kompayak Kompayak
Kong Jack

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L

La Syukur
Lahtovous Whitted
Larry Upchurch
Lefty Satan Flynn
Lennox Beckles
Lennox Dingle
Leonard Killer Madela
Lew Sockolove
Little Giant - 0-5
Little Minor
Little Monching
Little Paramount
Little Papa "Buzzie" Brown
Little Puncher
Little Timoteo
Little Thunderstorm
Local Amateur
Lolong Galolo
Long Sing Que
Lookai Sithsoe-I
Loon Pantasi
Lotlot Gaviola
Lou Buttice
Louisiana - Yes, just Louisiana
Lourdinez Jr.
Love Allotey
Lucky Dlamini
Lucky Sambo - No Mr.Sambo you were'nt lucky at all
Lucky Strike
Ludwig Lightburn

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M

Mad Anthony Jones
Makanna Asson
Mangbaw Party
Mario Ano-os
Marischa Sjauw en Wa
Marne Toogood - (record: 0-2)
Marvelous Daks
Matador Loving
Mathias Bedburdick
Mcoseleli Katikati
Mebara Desire
Melty Gony
Memory Booysen
Michel Rakotomavo J.
Mickey Mars
Mickey Mouse - Lost to David Kui Kong Young
Mickey Mouse Roman
Mickey Quack
Midget Mexico
Midget Smith
Midget Wolgast
Miro Dicky
Mistos Grispos
Mitchell O'Hello
Mkhululi Dudu
Moer Sulboy Ala-An
Mog Pugh
Mohatar II
Moon Mullins
Mongol Ortiz
Monk Newsboy
Mose LaFontise
Mount Kilimanjaro
Muff Bronson - Fought for the Pacific Coast Lightweight Title
Mutt Daniels
Mutt McKee
Muhammad Wee Wee
Muhammed Lovelock
Muhordi
Mushy Green
My Sullivan
Mysterious Billy Smith
Mysterious McGee
Mysterious Smith
Mzizi Dntzi
Mzolisi Yoyo

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N

National Kid
Nelson, Paul, Shaun & Tony Gay
Newsboy Brown
Newsboy Kirk
Nightshow Mafukidze
Niim Blackgod
Nipper Foxhall
Nipper Pat Daly - trained and managed by Professor Newton
Noodles Knox
November Ntshingila
N'Toya Kilala
Nu Nu Randall
Nzi Konan

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O

Ofei Dodoo
Oneboy Makhwelo
One Round Bess
One Punch Hogan
Opas Rorsorpor
Otto Yacknow
Owen Red Feather
Ozzie Biggie

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P

Packy Hommey
Panomdej Or Yuthanakorn
Pastor Pole
Patent Leather Kid
Paysom Choolwe
Peaceman Dayiman
Pee Wee Swingler
Pee Wee Wilson
Percy Faithfull
Perfecto Gonzales - 0-11 accoriding to boxrec, although it's probably incomplete
Perfecto Lopez - 0-7-3 against Henry Armstrong, well Almost-Perfecto
Pete Flying Horn
Peter Gabbitus - fought Vic Broomhead
Phillipus Van As
Pio Pico
Pinky Burton
Pinky May
Pinky Silverberg
Playboy Louis
Ploydang Blueskygym
Polish King Brown - Fought Kid Mystery, the Sacramento Star wrote: "Brown was greeted by a funeral march and the entire audience stood bareheaded in anticipation of the murder about to be committed" The fight ended in a draw after 4 rounds."
Pomprab Torpongmanee
Pongsak Newflametree
Pony Matador
Ponzi Cochrane - Fought Red Brown
Popeye Murphy
Popper Stopper
Porn Pantukiat
Pornchai Poprai-ngam
Pornobnom
Pornsawan Bm
Praxille Gyde
Preist Smalls
Pretty Boy Lucas
Prince Larry Tattoo
Prince Majestic
Prince Mama
Prince Rodney
Private Casling
Proctor Heinhold
Professor Snowball
Puentes Pi
Pulo Sugar Ray
Puppy Garcia
Pussy Walker
Pvt. Carrocks

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Q

Quaasim Azeem
Quinton Virgin

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R

Rabbit Palmer
Racehorse Monroe
Rachman Kili-Kili
Rafael Gayo
Raffy Ano-os
Rafiu King
Rajwat Vortweekiet
Rastaman Ochoma
Ray Smallchange
Raytranco Boy
Red Cap Wilson
Red Pepper
Red Wise
Refugee Smith
Rene Boy
Richard Deerfoot Rose
Ringgo Jaguar
Rocket Shin
Rocky Acap Acap
Rocky Alap-alap
Rocky Ferrari
Rodolfo ”Baby” Casanova
Rogelio Lapi-an
Rommel Libradilla
Ron Drinkwater
Ronald Reagan Medina
Ronnie Boy Tan
Roughhouse Ross - Sounds like a real technician
Ronald McDonald
Rud 4K-Kevatch
Rugged Mack

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S

Sailor Fay Kosky - Could have been Sailor Gay Kosky and no one would have noticed
Sailor McFartland
Sailor Patchett - Fought Panama Al Brown for the Isthmus Flyweight Title.
Saint Paul
Saknarong Fanprasart
Saleman Itti-Aanuchit
Samuel M'Bendjob
Sandtanner Lewis
Sataporn Boonmalert
Satan Fujita
Scorpion Bawah
Scorpion Ofosu
Scottie Chestnut
Scott Strangeway
Seaman Chetty
Seaman Smart
Serge Kabongo
Sergeant Sunshine
Sevity Xayavongsa
Sexon Ngqayimbana
Society Kid Hogan
Sodsai Bor Chor Ror 2
Shadow Maber
Shafee’ eq Ajamu
Shane William Heavyrunner
Shadrack Zulu
Shington P.T.
Shpetim Hoti
Sid Barbarian
Signalman Wilkinson
Silent Gibbons
Simon Sithole
Simple Simon
Singtong Por Tor
Siyathmba Xaka
Skipper Kelp
Skipping Gilbert
Slugger O'Toole - real name Fidel Castro Smith
Smallpox Solange
Smart Amanquanor
Smiling Willie
Smiley Brinker
Smokey Enison
Snow Ball Be Bop Killer - According to the 1956 RRB, a flyweight named SNOW BALL BE BOP KILLER, was KO'ed in the 2nd round by Cliff Eskridge on 5 September 1955 at Florence, S.C.
Snowflakes Wright
Socrates Batoto
Sod Looknongyangtoy - Alias Anusorn Rodjan
Sombang Banbung
Somrock ETO
Songbird Williams
Sonny Boy
Sonny Boy Jaro
Sonny Boy Panding
Spark Plug "Tending Woodward" Boyd Sparkplug Daniels
Spark Plug Russell
Sparrow Golden
Spas Spassov
Speed Crank
Speedo Duke
Speedy Dado
Spit Somi
Spokes Witbooi
Spokis Machine
Spud Arenas
Stalin Mau Mau - Manager of Godfrey Musiyiwa Stanley Skinkiss
Star Molina Jr.
Steve Spartacus
Stumpy Jacobs
Style Adigue
Suay Baguio Kid
Sugar Boy Nando
Sugar Cane Carreon
Sugar Ray Mike
Sulboy Ano-os
Sulley Killer
Sulley Shittu
Summy Giraffe - lost to Billy Famous
Sun Ki Hung
Sunday King
Sunday King Aderoju
Sunny Jim Williams
Sunny Porne
Sunshine Fettkether
SuperOD Por Muangubol - yes SuperOD not Superod
Super Bug Williams
Super Human Power
Suppi Moi Moi
Sweet RC Fisher
Sweet Potato

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T

Tamie Spampool
Tapunuu Tagilijima
Ted Snowball
Teeko Born
Tepratum Eakchatchingchai
Terdsak Jandaeng
Termite Watkins
Terry Smacka
Tevita Vakalalabure
Texas Quinine
Thabo Spampool
Thamsanqa Dube
The Nichodemus - as opposed to all the fake nichodemus'es of the world
The Schoolboy - Fought No One http://boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=162636
Tibet Mongolia
Tiny Bostock
Titi Clavel
Titing Dignos
Tito Yanni
TMP Bagong
Toots Bashara
Tommy Toughey
Tony Polite
Torch Tani
Tot Keen
Tough Guy Awuni
Toy Tomanaha
Tshepo Mashego
Tucker Pudwill
Tulip Turnipseed
Tusikoleta N'Kalankete
Tut Whalley
Tybius Flowers

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U

Ulysses Boulware
Understanding Allah - Understanding the true meaning of this page, what the freakin' fuck???
Un-Mo Oh
Unknown Bigman
Urban Grass - yeah, sure, whatever
Urban Liberty
Uriel Londono
Usman Usman Ullah

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V

Vampiro Gomez
Vic Broomhead
Vince Pimpinella
Vincent Baldassara
Viratnoi Tor-ragu
Vity Sugarman

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W

Waby Spider
Wahid Fats
Waling Boy
Wally Hally
Wandy ?
War Bartiquil
Watermelon Kid
Wayne Ah Wong
Wendell Bubp
Whipper Dean
White Hope - This secretive bout was held in an "adjoining county." (Adjoining Pierce County. Prize-fighting was illegal in most parts of the state.) Martin's opponent refused to divulge his name, and was christianed the "White Hope" by the Tacoma Daily News. They boxed this Sunday bout on the turf with no ring.
Whitey Lawless
Wilberforce Kiggundu
Wilberforce Shiheop Roo
Wildman Firpo
William Boo Hoo
William Kissman
Willie Fool
Win Nationman
Windmill Pearce
Wing Florida
Wing Lee
Winston Van Guylenburg
Woody Woodcock
Wonderboy Zaka
Wonga Lawuse
Wongklom Porpalungsamsahai

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X

Xolani Sithhole

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Y

Y Bel Hadj
Yama Bahama
Yogi O. Berra
Yama Bahama
Yaya Maati
Yok Galaxy
Young Body
Young Callicot
Young Chappie
Young Cyclone
Young Dick
Young France
Young Hippo
Young Jack Greenstock
Young Jinks
Young Johnny Drummie
Young Makepeace
Young Nationalista
Young Pluto
Young Quicksilver
Young Sluth
Young Snowball
Young Speedy
Young Spears - According to Isiklari this is indeed Britney's great-grandfather!
Young Spider Neequaye
Young Sport
Young Terror
Young Towell
Young Turkey
Young Zulu Kid
Young-Man Cha

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Z
Z Gorres
Zarco The Bull
Zeke Ogle
Zest Holmes
Zubula Knuckles

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#

Sparkplug ?
? Blackspot
? Pages
? Ball`Orte
? Schmuck
? Snowball - First name unknown, but Snowball is good enough on it's own.
A group of Indonisian fighters are listed under bizarre names and with weird records. for instance this guy: http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=130866 other examples are:
" Bambang "
" Ganitala "
" Hudi "
" Kandan "
" Monod "
" Nano "
" Sambung"
" Supriyadi "
" Eikhamenor "

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